About The Book of Divine Jesters Prayer Book

The Book of Divine Conversation Starters

The Book of Divine Conversation Starters is the Prayer Book of Jesterianism.

Table of Contents

  1. Morning Prayer
  2. Prayer for Eating Meat
  3. Prayer for Energy
  4. Prayer in Thanks for Enrichment
  5. Prayer After Successfully Creating Something
  6. Prayer Before First Daily Use of a Piece of Technology
  7. Prayer Before First Use of a New Piece of Technology
  8. Prayer for Going on a Journey
  9. Prayer for When you are Suffering


  1. Morning Prayer

    Take a moment to pay attention to the world around you and if something strikes you as wonderful, thank The Creator for creating a world where it could exist.



  2. Prayer for Eating Meat

    Thank The Creator for favoring our ancestors with consciousness, when It could have just as easily chosen the ancestors of the animal you are about to eat.



  3. Prayer for Energy

    When you feel agonizingly tired, tell The Creator exactly what you want to do, but are too tired to do.



  4. Prayer in Thanks for Enrichment

    When you experience entertainment or enrichment you should let The Creator know what you enjoyed about it.



  5. Prayer After Successfully Creating Something

    Take a moment to consider the generosity of The Creator to grant us the gift to develop Its defining ability (the ability to create) in ourselves.



  6. Prayer Before First Daily Use of a Piece of Technology

    Before you use a piece of technology for the first time each day, tell The Creator about your plans for using the device today.



  7. Prayer Before First Use of a New Piece of Technology

    Thank The Creator for making a world where we can use machines to aid us as the angels aid It.



  8. Prayer for Going on a Journey

    When you embark on a journey, be it either short or long, physical or spiritual, you should tell The Creator where you’re trying to go and why and how you want to get there.



  9. Prayer for When you are Suffering

    While you are miserable, consider asking The Creator to ensure that your suffering is not meaningless.