The Book of Divine Conversation Starters is the Prayer Book of Jesterianism.
Take a moment to pay attention to the world around you and if something strikes you as wonderful, thank Joan for creating a world where it could exist.
Thank Joan for favoring our ancestors with consciousness, when She could have just as easily chosen the ancestors of the animal you are about to eat.
When you feel agonizingly tired, tell Joan exactly what you want to do, but are too tired to do.
When you experience entertainment or enrichment you should let Joan know what you enjoyed about it.
Take a moment to consider the generosity of Joan to grant us the gift to develop Her defining ability (the ability to create) in ourselves.
Before you use a piece of technology for the first time each day, tell Joan about your plans for using the device today.
Thank Joan for making a world where we can use machines to aid us as the angels aid Her.
When you embark on a journey, be it either short or long, physical or spiritual, you should tell Joan where you’re trying to go and why and how you want to get there.
While you are miserable, consider asking Joan to ensure that your suffering is not meaningless.